7 Jokes For Doctor Funeral

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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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What did the doctor say to Death at the funeral? 'I've been expecting you. Do you have an appointment?
What did the doctor say before passing away? 'I guess it's time for my final appointment!
What did the doctor write on his tombstone? 'I finally found the cure for death – it's a lifetime prescription!
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist. At his funeral, they said he finally encountered a fatal error.
What did the doctor say in his will? 'I prescribe a healthy dose of laughter at my funeral – no co-pay required!
What's a doctor's favorite part of a funeral? The grave prognosis!
What did the doctor say to the grieving family? 'Don't worry, I left detailed instructions for the afterlife.

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