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Doctors and funeral directors have mastered the same art – maintaining a poker face while dropping bombshells. It's like they both went to the same 'keeping a straight face in tough times' school.
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I find it amusing how the waiting room at a doctor’s office resembles a funeral procession. You sit there in your Sunday best, quietly contemplating your life choices, praying your name won't be the next one they call.
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Doctors should take some fashion advice from funeral directors. I mean, at least funeral directors know that an all-black ensemble doesn't need to be accessorized with a stethoscope.
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The waiting room at a doctor's office feels like a waiting area before a funeral. You're there, surrounded by nervous energy, flipping through outdated magazines, wondering if you'll be leaving lighter or heavier than you came in – either in spirits or in prescriptions.
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Have you noticed how doctors and funeral directors share something in common? They both have a knack for delivering bad news, but at least one of them has a more subtle way of putting it.
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Ever notice how doctors often say, “You’re in good hands”? It's like they're auditioning for the role of a comforting funeral director, trying to calm your nerves before delivering the news.
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You know, going to the doctor’s office sometimes feels like attending a funeral. The waiting room's so quiet, you half-expect someone to start delivering a eulogy for the expired magazines on the table.
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You know, visiting a doctor is a bit like attending a funeral for your wallet. You sit there, pay your respects, and leave with a slightly lighter heart and a significantly lighter bank account.
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I’ve realized something: when doctors give you a bad diagnosis, they're essentially the messengers of doom, but with better bedside manners than the grim reaper himself.
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