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Why did the biologist break up with the DNA? It was a twisted relationship.
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I asked my DNA for a joke. It said, 'You've got to be nucleotide kidding me!
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What do you call a detective who solves crimes in the biology lab? A nucleic acid investigator.
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I received a 'dn' text and asked my friend, 'What does this mean?' They said, 'Oh, that's simple. It means 'Did Nothing.' Apparently, in the world of dating, I've achieved the impressive feat of doing absolutely nothing to capture someone's interest. I should add it to my resume: 'Professional Do-Nothing Dater.'
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I recently got a 'dn' message and thought, 'Well, at least they were polite enough to abbreviate their disinterest.' It's like a rejection with a touch of efficiency. 'Let's save time on this romantic endeavor. Just a quick 'dn' and back to scrolling through memes. Priorities, you know?'
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I once got a 'dn' after a date. I thought, 'Wow, that's efficient. No need for a second date; just cut to the rejection.' It's like they're saying, 'I've evaluated your performance, and I regret to inform you that you did not make it to the next round of this dating competition. Better luck next lifetime!'
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Dating nowadays is like navigating a maze blindfolded. I mean, 'dn' stands for 'Do Not Disturb,' but in my world, it's more like 'Dating Nightmare.' I’m just waiting for someone to invent an app that translates mixed signals into plain English. 'Oh, you sent me a 'dn' message? Does that mean 'Definitely Not interested' or 'Donuts Nearby'? I'm so confused!
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Getting a 'dn' is like being rejected by a ninja. It's swift, silent, and you don’t see it coming until it's too late. You're left there wondering, 'Did I just get turned down, or was that the wind of loneliness blowing through my social life?'
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I tried to decode 'dn' once, thinking it's some secret code to unlock the mysteries of the dating universe. Turns out, it just means 'Don’t bother Now.' It's like a rejection with a touch of procrastination. 'Hey, I'm rejecting you, but let's not rush things. I'll officially reject you... later.' It's the delayed rejection, the sneak attack of the dating world!
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I asked my crush out, and they replied with a 'dn.' I thought, 'Is this a rejection or did I accidentally propose a secret handshake for introverts?' Turns out, it was the former. Maybe I should have included a decoder ring with my romantic proposal!
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I got a 'dn' from someone I've never even met. Apparently, my vibes are so powerful; they can reject people preemptively. It's like my aura is saying, 'Save yourself the trouble; it's not going to work out. Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.' I guess I'm the superhero of romantic disappointments!
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Receiving a 'dn' feels like being ghosted by a ghost. It's like they're saying, 'I'm not just disappearing; I'm haunting your romantic aspirations. Boo! No love for you!'
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You know you're in trouble when your crush sends you a 'dn.' It's like being put on emotional hold. 'Your romantic inquiry is important to us. Please stay on the line, and a rejection specialist will be with you shortly. Meanwhile, enjoy this hold music, which coincidentally is the sound of my heart breaking.'
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