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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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The Time-Traveling Therapist

Offering therapy to historical figures with modern problems
I overheard her telling Cleopatra, "You might be a queen, but you can't avoid emotional pyramid schemes. Trust issues transcend time, my dear.

The Forgetful Detective

Solving crimes with a terrible memory
The other day, he found a crucial clue but couldn't remember where he put it. Now there's a "missing evidence" case within the murder case. It's like a mystery within a mystery – a turducken of crime.

The Conspiracy Theorist Chef

Cooking with a chef who believes every recipe is a government plot
He refuses to cook anything with garlic because he's convinced it's a vampire-repelling government experiment. I guess Dracula is the health department's sworn enemy.

The Alien Barista

A barista from another planet trying to fit in on Earth
I asked him for a recommendation, and he suggested the "Intergalactic Espresso" because it's so strong, it warps time. Now I'm stuck in a perpetual Monday.

The Paranoid GPS

A GPS system convinced everyone is out to get it
My GPS once said, "In 500 feet, turn left and then look over your shoulder to make sure no one is following us." I think it's binge-watching too many crime shows.

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