8 Jokes About Diseases

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it has a cookies virus. Talk about taking things literally!
I asked my doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He told me, 'If you're laughing, it means you haven't seen your medical bill yet.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist! Now I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
I asked my doctor if I'm allergic to seafood. He said, 'No, you're just being a little shellfish.
I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
I asked my doctor if he could recommend a good bacteria for my gut. He said, 'Introduce yourself to yogurt.
My friend thinks he's allergic to elevators. I told him it's probably just a bad case of floorsitis!

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