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The Hypochondriac
Overreacting to every symptom
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My hypochondriac neighbor asked me to water his plants while he was in the hospital for a check-up. He handed me a hazmat suit and said, 'Remember, these are sensitive ferns—they're allergic to bad vibes.'
The Web MD Addict
Trusting online diagnosis over professional opinion
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I asked my WebMD-addicted friend why he's always googling symptoms. He said, 'I just want to be prepared.' Prepared for what? To freak out your doctor with your extensive rare disease vocabulary?
The Germaphobe
Constantly avoiding contact with potential sources of infection
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Germaphobes take cleanliness seriously. I once saw one washing their gloves. I'm not sure if they're dedicated to hygiene or trying to give their gloves a spa day.
The Anti-Vaxxer
Rejecting medical advice and vaccinations
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An anti-vaxxer once told me, 'I'm not taking any vaccine made in a rush.' I said, 'So you're okay with the slow-cooked, organic, artisanal measles then?'
The Doctor's Office Regular
Getting overly familiar with medical staff
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The doctor's office has become my second home. I'm on a first-name basis with everyone there. I even started giving medical advice in the waiting room—apparently, my 'doctorate' from Google University holds some weight.
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