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Why did the fork go to the dinner table? To be a little more 'prong' to the family!
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My dog is a fantastic dinner date. He always says grace before he eats: 'Ruff!
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Why did the tomato turn red at the dinner table? Because it saw the salad dressing!
The Overstuffed Ordeal
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Ever notice how after a holiday dinner, you're not just full, you're strategically planning how to lay down without causing seismic activity? I've seen less drama in a telenovela.
Dinner Table Dilemmas
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You ever notice how a dinner table is like a mini United Nations? Everyone's got an opinion, there's a lot of talking, and there's always that one person who just wants to veto the Brussels sprouts.
The Great Debate
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At every dinner table, there’s that one relative who treats every meal like it's a presidential debate. I swear, next Thanksgiving, I’m bringing a gavel just for dessert.
Dinner Table Diplomacy
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Ever try to negotiate with a toddler at the dinner table? It's like trying to broker peace in the Middle East, but with more mashed potatoes being thrown.
The Veggie Vendetta
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You know you've hit peak adulthood when you’re excited about a new dinner table and not because it's on sale, but because it has more surface area for veggies you're never going to eat.
The Culinary Conundrum
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Our dinner table is a paradox. We have debates over who makes the best mashed potatoes, but no one claims responsibility for the mystery casserole that's been there since '99.
The Silent Sibling Showdown
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Growing up, the dinner table was the battleground. You'd ask your sibling to pass the salt, and suddenly, it's a covert mission to see who could hide the remote first.
The Mystery Meat Incident
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Ever have those dinners where the meat looks suspiciously like Uncle Bob's toupee? Yeah, that's when you know you're in for a comedy, or a horror movie, I can't tell.
When Food's the Fight
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At our dinner table, the only time everyone agrees is when the dessert comes out. Suddenly, there's peace treaties, alliances form, and for a moment, I think we could solve world hunger.
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