7+ Best One Liners dinner table Jokes

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I invited a vegetarian to dinner, and now I'm in a real pickle.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my family I wanted a balanced meal. So, they served me a pizza on each hand.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I asked the waiter if he could recommend a good steak. He said, 'Yes, the one on the menu.

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