7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For ding

Sort By:

I accidentally drank food coloring. Now, I'm 'ding'-ing of a blue Christmas!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many 'ding' issues!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. That's when I realized she misunderstood my 'embrace your mistakes' advice!

I told my friend a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker, and I'm rolling in the 'ding'!

Topic of the day

Apr 26 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today