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The Clingy Refrigerator
Opening the refrigerator is like entering a high-stakes game of Jenga with Tupperware.
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I asked my refrigerator why it's so crowded. It replied, "I just wanted to be cool and popular.
The Needy Coffee Machine
My coffee machine is more high-maintenance than a Hollywood diva.
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My coffee machine is the only one who truly understands me. It says, "I know life is tough, but a good cup of coffee can fix anything.
The Annoying Alarm Clock
Waking up is a struggle, especially with that relentless alarm clock.
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I finally figured out why my alarm clock is so loud - it wants to make sure my dreams can hear it too.
The Nagging GPS
The GPS always knows where it thinks I should go, and it's not shy about telling me.
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My GPS is the only one who believes in me. It constantly says, "You have reached your destination," even when I'm just pulling into a gas station.
The Overachieving Microwave
Microwaves these days are so overachieving, they beep like they've just won the Nobel Prize.
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If my microwave could talk, it would probably say, "Congratulations, you've successfully heated up leftovers for the 317th time. Here's your standing ovation.
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