10 Jokes For Did It Hurt

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Did it hurt?" they inquired when I started going to the gym. Oh, it hurt – my ego, realizing my body wasn't as fond of exercise as my mind thought it would be. The only six-pack I have now is in my fridge.
Someone asked me, "did it hurt?" when I adopted a puppy. Of course, it hurt – my heart hurt from the cuteness overload! The only pain I feel now is when I accidentally step on a squeaky toy in the middle of the night.
Did it hurt?" they asked when I got my ears pierced. Well, physically, yes, a little, but emotionally, it hurt when I realized I can't wear noise-canceling headphones for a while. Life without them is like living in a world where everyone's phone has the volume turned up to 11.
They asked, "did it hurt?" when I upgraded my computer's operating system. Yeah, it hurt – my productivity. Suddenly, everything looked different, and I spent more time searching for my files than actually working. Thanks for the forced digital spring cleaning, tech wizards.
Someone asked, "did it hurt?" when I changed my hairstyle. Well, emotionally, yes. I miss the days when deciding on a haircut didn't feel like choosing the fate of my entire social life. Now, it's like a high-stakes gamble with hair clippers.
So, I was asked, "did it hurt?" after I tried cooking a fancy recipe from a celebrity chef. Yeah, it hurt – my pride, my kitchen, and probably my future chances of becoming a master chef. Turns out, not everything on TV is as easy as they make it look.
I was asked, "did it hurt?" when I got my new tattoo. I mean, yeah, a needle repeatedly piercing my skin did sting a bit, but I didn't realize I was supposed to be on the lookout for emotional pain too. That hit me a week later during bill-paying time.
You ever notice how "did it hurt" is the most ambiguous question ever? Like, are we talking about getting a paper cut or falling in love? Because one of those definitely hurts more than the other, and it's not the paper cut, folks.
Did it hurt?" they wondered when I joined a book club. Well, yes, my wallet took a hit buying all those books, and my ego took a bruising when I realized everyone else finished the assigned reading in a day while I was still on the introduction. I guess that's what they mean by "book club pressure.
Did it hurt?" they questioned when I switched to a new smartphone. Yes, it did. Transferring all those contacts and apps felt like I was moving my entire digital life to a new city. I should've hired a virtual moving company.

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