5 Jokes For Did It Hurt

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Lawyer

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
So, my lawyer goes, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' I said, 'Not really, but negotiating alimony felt like negotiating with the devil.'

Barista

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
So, the coffee guy asks, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' I said, 'No, but my soul cries a little every time I see the bill.'

Dentist

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
My dentist tried the 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' line. I told him, 'Not as much as it hurt when you slipped with that drill.'

Tattoo Artist

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
So, the tattoo guy goes, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' I told him, 'Nah, but it stung like crazy when you hit my ankle bone.'

Astronaut

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
So, an astronaut at the bar goes, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' I replied, 'No, but floating in zero gravity did a number on my hair.'

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