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My doctor told me to watch my waistline, so I started paying attention to the diameter of my belt. Turns out, it has a direct correlation with the diameter of the donuts I can't resist.
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Dating is like calculating the diameter of a bubblegum bubble. You blow it up, hoping it won't burst too soon, but sometimes it just goes "pop" right in your face. And you're left wondering, was it my technique or just a defective piece?
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I've realized that the diameter of a 'just one more episode' marathon is directly proportional to how early I need to wake up the next day. It's a mathematical phenomenon I like to call "Netflix regret.
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I bought a smartwatch, thinking it would help me monitor the diameter of my laziness. Turns out, it's just a high-tech reminder that I haven't moved in an hour. Thanks, wrist, for the judgment!
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My friend told me I need to expand the social diameter of my life. I tried, but it turns out my comfort zone has a force field. It's like trying to break into Fort Knox with a toothpick.
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I tried to measure the diameter of my patience the other day. Turns out, it's about as wide as the time it takes for someone in front of me at the grocery store to write a check. Who even uses checks anymore?
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Have you ever noticed how the diameter of a coffee cup is perfectly designed to collide with your face when you're in a hurry? It's like a caffeinated game of dodgeball every morning.
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You ever notice how the diameter of a pizza is just a suggestion? I order a large, and it arrives like a UFO landing in my living room. I need a telescope just to see the other side!
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I attempted to calculate the diameter of my willpower when it comes to chocolate. Spoiler alert: it's a very small number. The equation goes something like "resistance = chocolate availability.
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