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What's a circle's favorite ice cream? Pi-flavored – it's never-endingly delicious!
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Why did the circle apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in its career!
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Why was the geometry book sad? It had too many problems, especially in the 'circles' section!
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Did you hear about the circle who lost its job? It couldn't find the right angle!
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What did the circle say to the other circle? 'You're going around in circles!
The Circle of Confusion
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People get fixated on the diameter of things. It's like we're obsessed with circles. You ever try to change a tire? Suddenly everyone's a mathematician trying to figure out the circumference and diameter. I'm just there hoping I don't mess it up and end up rolling down the highway!
The Great Debate
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They say size doesn't matter, but try telling that to the guy measuring the diameter of his burger patty at the BBQ joint. He's there with a ruler like, I demand precision in my meal! Dude, it's a burger, not a NASA engineering project!
Diameter Detectives
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Why do we even need to know the diameter of the Earth? Are we planning on rolling it somewhere? Maybe that's the secret solution to global warming - just change the Earth's diameter. Scientists, get your measuring tapes ready!
The Circle of Friendship
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Friendship is like the diameter of a pizza. It doesn't matter how big it is; what matters is how many slices you get. I'd rather have a few good slices with awesome company than a massive pizza with someone who hogs all the toppings!
Diameter Disasters
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I once got into an argument with my roommate about the diameter of the pizza we ordered. He was adamant it was 12 inches; I was sure it was 14. Turns out, it was a rectangle. We measured wrong on a whole new level!
The Diameter Dilemma
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I tried impressing my date with some scientific facts. I casually mentioned the diameter of the moon. You know what happened? I created an awkward silence. Turns out, talking about celestial bodies' diameters isn't the best way to spark romance. Lesson learned.
The Ballad of Diameter
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They say beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. Well, the diameter is in the eye of the measurer. And trust me, that measurer has an eye for...circles! Sorry, that joke was roundabout, just like the concept of diameter itself!
The Diabolical Diameter
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I heard someone bragging about the diameter of their smartwatch. They're like, Look at this, it's got a 45mm diameter! I'm sorry, is that the diameter of time? Does it make minutes longer or days shorter? Because that's the only way I'm impressed by a diameter on a watch!
Size Matters
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You ever notice how people get all excited talking about the diameter of things? Like, Wow, did you know the diameter of that pizza was 16 inches? Yeah, I measured it with my eyes while devouring it. Who cares about the diameter? My only concern is how fast it disappears into my stomach!
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