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Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had too many emotional crumbles after being devoured.
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I asked the pizza guy if he could bring me happiness. He came back with extra cheese.
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Why did the sandwich break up with the soup? It found a new flame in the toaster!
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Dating advice from my grandma: 'Find someone who looks at you the way a kid looks at dessert, like they're about to devour the last piece of cake.' She clearly missed the memo on portion control.
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I went to a buffet last week, and I felt like I was on a mission to devour every dish there. Let's just say my eyes were bigger than my stomach - but only just.
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I tried a new diet where you're supposed to chew your food 32 times before swallowing. Let's just say my hunger devoured that rule in about three bites.
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Have you seen those food challenges where people have to devour, like, a 10-pound burger in 10 minutes? Yeah, I'll stick to my leisurely Sunday brunch, thanks.
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Ever notice how when you're hungry, your eyes devour the menu like it's the last script of a dying movie star?
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I swear, my roommate has a black hole for a stomach. They could devour the entire contents of the fridge and still claim they're 'snacking'.
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Have you ever seen a seagull spot a piece of pizza? It's like witnessing a stealth bomber zero in on its target, ready to devour without remorse.
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My dog doesn't just eat, he devours his meals like he's prepping for a competitive eating championship. I swear, he gives Joey Chestnut a run for his money!
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You know you've hit a new level of hunger when you start considering eating the decorative fruit in someone's house. I swear, those plastic apples almost got devoured last night.
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