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Why did the tooth go to the dentist alone? It wanted to have a cavity search!
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Why did the dentist take up photography? He wanted to floss the perfect shot!
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Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows how to handle the plaque!
Tooth Truths
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Why do dentists always ask questions when their hands are in your mouth? It's like a game of dental charades. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, doc, it's a muffled I can't answer with your fingers in there!
Novocaine Nonsense
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Getting a shot of novocaine is like a small-scale alien abduction. The dentist says, You'll just feel a little pinch. Next thing you know, your face feels like it's auditioning for a role in a wax museum.
The Waiting Room Woes
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The dentist's waiting room is the only place where time doesn't follow the laws of physics. You walk in, and suddenly, it's like a black hole opens up. I'll be right with you, they say, but in waiting room time, that means you have just enough time to learn origami with old magazines.
Flossophy
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Dentists love to preach about flossing like it's the secret to eternal life. They're like dental philosophers, To floss or not to floss, that is the question. And I'm sitting there thinking, Can we discuss the meaning of life without talking about my plaque problem?
Tooth Fairy Tales
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I thought the tooth fairy was supposed to be a magical creature, not my dentist. Last time, instead of a dollar under my pillow, I found a bill for a root canal. I mean, where's the magic in that?
The Dental Dilemma
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You know, going to the dentist is like attending a surprise party you never wanted. You walk in, and they're all like, Surprise! We're here to probe your gums! I'm just waiting for the day they hand out party hats and confetti, you know?
Mouth Marathon
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I went for a cleaning the other day, and the dentist told me I need to brush for at least two minutes. Two minutes? I can't even commit to a two-minute plank, and now you want me to have a marathon in my mouth?
Dental Déjà Vu
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Ever notice how dentists use the same phrases every visit? You really should floss more. Yeah, doc, and I really should stop eating that third slice of pizza. Some things are just not meant to happen.
Tooth Tunes
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Why is it that dentists always have the weirdest elevator music playing in the background? I'm trying to relax while someone is digging around in my mouth, and all I can think is, Is this a dentist's office or an elevator to the Twilight Zone?
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