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Dentists are basically the superheroes of the mouth. They come in, look at your teeth, and tell you, "Don't worry, I'll save the day!" And you're just there, thinking, "Please don't make me wear a cape.
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Dentists always give you that post-appointment goody bag. It's like a reward for surviving the ordeal. I open it expecting a trophy, but no, it's just a mini toothbrush and dental floss. Thanks for the reminder, doc.
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Dentists must have a secret language. Every time they ask a question with their hands in your mouth, it's like a game of charades. "Is it a root canal or did you just win the lottery?" I'll never know.
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Toothpaste choices are overwhelming. Do I want "extra whitening," "advanced protection," or "minty explosion"? I just want my teeth to feel clean, not like they've joined a boy band.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about canceling plans. "Sorry, can't make it to your party, I have a dentist appointment." Suddenly, oral hygiene becomes a social savior.
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The worst part about the dentist appointment? The dental hygienist asking you questions while they have their hands in your mouth. I'm just trying not to drool on myself while figuring out if I should nod or shake my head.
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Dentists have this magical ability to make you feel guilty. "You should floss more." Yeah, well, you should tell me that without sharp objects in my mouth and we'll talk.
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Dentist waiting rooms are like time machines. You walk in, and suddenly, hours have passed. It's the only place where the magazines are ancient artifacts, and the receptionist has seen the entire evolution of smartphones.
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The dental chair is the only place where you're expected to open wide and stay quiet. It's like a meditation retreat, but instead of finding inner peace, you find out you need a crown.
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