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Dental assistants must have secret Jedi training to hold those suction tools perfectly still for ages. I'm there thinking, "Wow, this must be what it feels like to have a tiny vacuum cleaner exploring the depths of my mouth.
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Dental assistants have this uncanny ability to make you feel guilty about not flossing regularly. It's like they have a superpower to look into your soul and say, "I see that you skipped a day last week. The floss doesn't lie!
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They hand you those protective glasses when you're about to get your teeth cleaned. I'm convinced it's not for safety; it's to shield our eyes from seeing the size of the bill after the appointment.
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The dental assistant's toolbox is like Batman's utility belt. They've got a tool for everything, each one scarier than the last. It's like they're performing a dental magic show, but instead of rabbits, it's gleaming teeth that appear.
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Dental assistants are the unsung heroes of the dentist's office. They've seen things that would make a grown person squirm, yet they greet you with a smile that says, "Don't worry, we've seen it all before." They're the real MVPs of oral care!
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You know you're in trouble when the dental assistant starts narrating your dental history based on the state of your teeth. "Ah, I see you had a sweet tooth phase in 2015." It's like they're dental detectives solving the mystery of your oral hygiene.
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Ever notice how dental assistants have mastered the art of small talk? They can keep a conversation going even when your mouth is stretched open, sounding like you're speaking a different language. It's a skill I'd like to master for phone calls.
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You ever notice how dental assistants have mastered the art of asking questions when your mouth is full of instruments? They'll throw out questions like, "How was your weekend?" as if I can give a detailed response while I'm in a wrestling match with a fluoride tray!
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Dental assistants have the best poker faces. You could swear your teeth are in great shape, and then they come in with that mirror and suddenly it's a crime scene investigation. They keep it cool while your enamel is under scrutiny.
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