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The Dental Assistant with a Sweet Tooth
Promoting Oral Health vs Sneaking Sweets
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I caught my dental assistant red-handed with a chocolate bar in the break room. I said, 'Isn't that against the rules?' She replied, 'It's called quality control. Gotta make sure our patients' mouths can handle all kinds of treats.' I appreciate the dedication to research, I guess.
The Chatterbox Dental Assistant
Dentist's Orders vs Non-stop Talking
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I asked my dental assistant if she ever considered a career in stand-up comedy. She said, 'Nah, I prefer to perform while people's mouths are too full to heckle.' I guess laughter is the best medicine, even if it's muffled by dental equipment.
The Overly Enthusiastic Dental Assistant
Enthusiasm vs Patient Anxiety
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You know your dental assistant is too enthusiastic when she hands you the spit suction thing and says, 'This is your microphone for the next 20 minutes.' I felt like I was performing stand-up comedy with my mouth wide open. Tough crowd, though – they never laughed.
The Aspiring Dentist Dental Assistant
Following Orders vs Practicing Dentistry Dreams
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You can tell your dental assistant dreams of being a dentist when she hands you a brochure for dental schools with the comment, 'Just in case you want to join me in the glamorous world of plaque-busting.' I appreciate the career advice, but can we focus on my molars, please?
The Conspiracy Theorist Dental Assistant
Government Surveillance vs Routine Checkup
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You know you have a conspiracy theorist dental assistant when she hands you a fluoride treatment and whispers, 'It's not just for your teeth; it's a mind-control blocker. Keeps the government out of your thoughts.' Suddenly, I'm feeling minty fresh and mentally secure.
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