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So, Demi Lovato recently shared that she had a ghostly encounter at a concert. She said she felt the presence of a ghost and thought it was haunting her. Now, I don't want to be judgmental, but if a ghost has time to attend a Demi Lovato concert, it's clearly not spending its afterlife wisely. I mean, there are better places to haunt, right? And imagine being a ghost at a concert. You're trying to enjoy the music, and suddenly Demi starts talking to you from the stage. "Hey, ghost in the third row, are you having a good time?" I can just picture the ghost rolling its eyes—or whatever ghosts do.
But hey, maybe ghosts are just big fans. Maybe in the afterlife, they're like, "Yo, did you catch that new Demi track? It's hauntingly good.
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You know, Demi Lovato has taken ghosting to a whole new level. Most of us just ignore texts or calls, but Demi, she's on a different wavelength. She's out there having deep conversations with the other side while the rest of us are just trying to ghost our exes on social media. And imagine being ghosted by Demi. You're texting her like, "Hey, what's up?" and she's like, "Hold on, I'm talking to someone from the afterlife." Talk about being left on 'read' for eternity. I guess her voicemail greeting would be something like, "Sorry I can't take your call right now. I'm busy chatting with Casper. Leave a message if you're alive."
But hey, if Demi Lovato ever ghosts you, just remember, it's not you, it's her connection with the spirit world. Maybe she's just not that into the living.
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You know, I heard Demi Lovato is really into ghosts. Yeah, apparently, she's into the supernatural. I mean, I get it. Ghosts can be mysterious, right? But I didn't realize she was taking it to the next level. I mean, I've heard of having a type, but Casper? Really? I can just imagine her dating profile now: "Looking for a boo who's an actual boo." I mean, who needs Tinder when you have a Ouija board, am I right? She's probably swiping left on the living and swiping right on the afterlife.
And imagine going on a date with her. You're sitting there, trying to impress her, and suddenly she's like, "Hold on, I'm getting a message from the other side." Ghosts interrupting dinner? That's a new one. I guess she prefers her dates to be dead silent.
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Did you know Demi Lovato claims she can communicate with ghosts? Yeah, she's like the Ghost Whisperer, but with better vocal runs. I can't even communicate with my cat half the time, and she's out here having séances with the supernatural. I can just imagine Demi trying to have a serious conversation with a ghost. "Are you here? Knock once for 'yes,' twice for 'no.'" If I were a ghost, I'd be messing with her. I'd be like, "Actually, can you sing 'Skyscraper' for me? That's my jam."
But hey, maybe Demi is onto something. Maybe ghosts have all the secrets of the universe. I mean, if I were a ghost, I'd definitely have some juicy gossip to share. "Did you hear what Cleopatra said about Julius Caesar?
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