10 Jokes For Demi Lovato

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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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Demi's honesty is refreshing. I tried being brutally honest once, and now my friends just call me "the guy who ruins surprise parties." Sorry, not sorry.
Demi Lovato's voice is so powerful; it can wake you up from a nap three rooms away. I tried waking up my roommate once with my singing. Let's just say he's still asleep, and we're not on speaking terms.
You ever notice how Demi Lovato's vocal range is so impressive? I mean, she hits notes higher than my credit score. And trust me, that's saying something.
Demi's Instagram is a motivational speech on its own. I tried following her advice to love myself, but my reflection in the mirror is still giving me mixed signals. Maybe it's shy.
Demi's tweets are like a rollercoaster of emotions. I tried tweeting my feelings once, and now I have emotional baggage and 280 characters of regret. Maybe I should stick to emojis.
Have you ever seen Demi Lovato's workout routine? I tried it once. Turns out, singing in the shower does not count as a full-body workout. No wonder my abs are still hiding.
Demi's confidence is off the charts. I tried to sing in the shower like her once, and my shampoo bottle gave me a standing ovation. It also slipped out of my hand, but let's focus on the positive feedback.
Demi Lovato's songs are like the GPS of emotions. You start with a ballad, take a left turn into heartbreak, and suddenly you're doing a U-turn in empowerment. I need that emotional navigation in my life!
Demi Lovato's hair color changes more frequently than my Wi-Fi password. I can't even commit to one hair color for my Bitmoji. It's been bald for a while now.
You ever notice how Demi Lovato's fashion style is so eclectic? I tried mixing patterns once, and now my wardrobe looks like it's having an identity crisis. Stripes and polka dots are in therapy.

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