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Delaney tried to become a tailor, but she always got the measurements all sewn up!
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Delaney tried to become a detective, but every time she solved a case, it turned out to be a pillow thief!
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Delaney tried to become a chef, but every time she made a dish, it was a recipe for disaster!
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Delaney tried to make a belt out of watches, but she realized it was just a waist of time!
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Why did Delaney bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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Delaney tried to make a belt out of dollar bills, but it didn't work. Money belts are not a sound investment!
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Delaney tried to become a baker, but every time she made cookies, they were always a little half-baked.
Delaney's Ghostly Guidance
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You know, I hired a ghost writer named Delaney. Not for writing jokes, but because he's an actual ghost. Now my punchlines have that extra boo factor. The only downside is, my audience has started bringing garlic to my shows.
Spectral Stand-Up
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Delaney's writing my jokes from the great beyond. The good news is, my comedy has become so otherworldly that even aliens are tuning in. The bad news? Ghost hecklers are the worst—they're so transparent with their criticism.
Spiritual Hecklers
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Delaney told me he used to be a heckler in his past life. Now he's a ghost and still heckling. Some things never change—even in the afterlife.
Haunted Punchlines
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I asked Delaney for some killer jokes. Little did I know, he took it literally. Now every time I tell a joke, I hear faint echoes of laughter from the afterlife. I guess even ghosts appreciate a good punchline.
Paranormal Punchlines
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I asked Delaney for some dark humor, and he delivered. Now my jokes are so dark, even my shadow disapproves. I'm considering hiring a lighter ghost writer.
Ghostly Guidance Counselor
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Delaney's not just a ghost writer; he's my comedy therapist. He keeps telling me, You've got to let go of your fear of silence. Embrace the awkward pauses. I've been doing it for centuries.
Ghoulish Grammar
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Delaney's been helping me with my grammar. He said, If you want to be a successful comedian, you've got to know when to use 'witch' and 'which'. Thanks, Delaney, for making sure my jokes are grammatically correct—even if they're hauntingly bad.
Phantom Feedback
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Delaney's a great ghost writer, but he's a terrible critic. Every time I bomb on stage, I can hear him saying, You're not killing, but at least you're not dead... oh wait, I am.
Comedy Séance
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I tried doing a comedy séance with Delaney to summon the spirit of great comedians. Turns out, all we got was the ghost of knock-knock jokes. Who's there? An eternity of regret. Thanks, Delaney.
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