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I told my friend a defenestration joke. He didn't laugh. I guess it didn't window him over.
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I asked the window for some advice. It said, 'Just go with the flow, but watch out for drafts!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? It was outstanding in its field, defenestrating crows!
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I tried to write a defenestration poem, but it didn't have any windows of opportunity.
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What's a window's favorite game? Hide and seek – it's always pane-ful to find it!
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Defenestration, it sounds like a term my grandma would use when she's mad at technology. 'I tried to send a defenestration to your aunt, but the darn computer wouldn't let me!'
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Defenestration, the official sport of angry IT professionals. 'If you can't fix the server, you're out the window!' It's like tech support meets extreme sports.
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Defenestration, it's the kind of word that makes you sound sophisticated even when you're doing something ridiculous. 'Oh, I didn't break up with my girlfriend, I just initiated a mutual defenestration of the relationship.'
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Defenestration, it's like the Marie Kondo of the architectural world. 'Does this outdated office chair bring you joy? No? Well, time for some defenestration.'
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Defenestration, that's the kind of word you'd find in a spelling bee and immediately regret entering. 'Can you use it in a sentence? The disgruntled office worker considered defenestration after the printer jammed for the third time.'
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Defenestration, the only time you'll hear someone say, 'I need to defenestrate this spreadsheet.' Usually, it's just 'delete,' but accountants like to keep things classy.
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Defenestration, the word your cat uses when it knocks things off the shelf. 'I wasn't misbehaving; I was just practicing defenestration, human!'
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Defenestration, it's the kind of word that makes you think it's an exclusive club. 'Sorry, sir, this elevator is for defenestrators only. If you're not throwing something out the window, take the stairs.'
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Defenestration, it's the word your boss uses when he wants to sound serious. 'Johnson, if you don't meet your sales quota, I'm afraid we'll have to discuss your potential defenestration from the company.'
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