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Have you ever been in a high-rise building and thought, "Hmm, I wonder if I could throw a paper airplane from here to the ground?" And then you realize, well, that's just defenestration with style. Bonus points if you hit a pigeon on the way down!
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It's funny how we all claim to be against littering, but when something accidentally falls out of our hands and out of the window, suddenly we're innocent bystanders in the crime of defenestration. "I swear, officer, it just slipped!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about throwing out the garbage from your apartment window. It's like your own little domestic Olympics. And if you make it into the dumpster below, gold medal for you, my friend!
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You ever wonder if birds look at us throwing stuff out of windows and think, "Wow, humans have the weirdest mating rituals. They're always throwing random objects in the air, hoping to attract a mate." Defenestration – the unintentional dance of human courtship.
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Defenestration is the original form of recycling, right? I mean, who needs a trash can when you have a perfectly good window? Just chuck it out, and let the city streets deal with it. Eco-friendly and lazy – my kind of lifestyle.
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Defenestration is the only time when people on the street suddenly become incredibly supportive. You drop something, and there's a collective gasp followed by a chorus of "Oh no!" It's like they're all emotionally invested in your clumsy life.
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Defenestration is like nature's way of testing your reflexes. One moment you're enjoying the view, the next you're playing an impromptu game of "Catch the Falling Object." It's the only sport where everyone on the street becomes a potential MVP.
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Defenestration is the ultimate test of friendship. If you drop your friend's keys out of a window, and they still invite you to dinner, you've found a keeper. Because, let's be honest, those keys are probably on the street somewhere, and that's a lifelong commitment to forgiveness.
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You ever try to impress someone by tossing a coin out the window and saying, "I make it rain"? Yeah, well, it turns out defenestration is not as glamorous as it sounds. Especially when you forget to close the window first.
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