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Why do deer never tell secrets? Because they always keep things close to the chest!
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Why did the deer start a band? Because he had the perfect set of antlers!
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Why did the deer become a detective? He had a knack for solving deer-riddles!
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Why did the deer start a gardening club? He wanted to grow a few extra bucks!
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Deer Buck and I have something in common. We both freeze when we see headlights, but only one of us has the excuse of having antlers.
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I saw a deer buck the other day in the woods, and I thought, 'Wow, nature's just showing off its own version of a trophy husband.'
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I tried to have a conversation with a deer buck in the woods, but all he wanted to talk about was grass. I guess he was just a 'buck' of few words.
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I told my friend I saw a deer buck doing yoga in the meadow. He said, 'Oh, you mean the 'Ohm, deer'?
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I asked a deer buck for fashion advice, and it just stared at me like I was the one with the weird wardrobe. I guess camouflage is the new black in the animal kingdom.
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I tried to impress my date by taking her to see deer bucks in the wild. Little did I know, they're the original 'Oh, deer!' wingmen, stealing the spotlight.
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Ever notice how a deer buck stands so majestically in the forest? Meanwhile, I trip over my own feet just trying to walk through a doorway.
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I thought I saw a deer buck breakdancing in the forest. Turns out, he was just trying to scratch an itch. Nature's own DJ, dropping some funky beats.
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You ever notice how deer bucks always seem to have this stoic expression? It's like they're auditioning for the next 'Deer's Anatomy' drama series.
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