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Deer are the only animals that can make you feel guilty for driving a car. You see them on the side of the road, and suddenly, you're questioning your entire carbon footprint. "Sorry, Mother Nature, but I have a job, and Bambi, I can't carpool with you!
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Deer crossing signs – the only traffic signs that make you question your intelligence. You see that sign, and you're like, "Okay, deer, I'll keep an eye out for you." As if they're waiting at the corner, checking both ways before crossing.
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Deer are like the ninjas of the animal world. You never see them coming, and then suddenly, they're right there, in the middle of the road, giving you that "I dare you to honk your horn" look.
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You ever notice how deer always look so majestic when they're standing still? Like, they're the models of the animal kingdom, striking a pose in the middle of the forest. Meanwhile, I can't even take a decent selfie without looking like I just woke up from a nap.
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You know you're an adult when you start relating to deer. You see them nibbling on grass, and you think, "Yeah, that's a solid life choice. Maybe I should ditch my responsibilities and snack on some greens too.
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Deer are like the vegetarians of the animal kingdom. They're out there, peacefully munching on plants, while the rest of the predators are having a carnivorous party. It's like the deer are the designated drivers of the forest – staying sober and avoiding drama.
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Have you ever tried making eye contact with a deer? It's like they have this unspoken rule – if you lock eyes with them, you owe them a 10-minute conversation about life in the forest. I'm just trying to get to work, Bambi, not discuss your favorite types of grass!
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Deer have this talent for finding the most inconvenient places to graze. You'll be walking through the woods, and there they are, right in front of the entrance to your secret hideout. It's like they have a GPS for ruining superhero lairs.
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Deer are the original hipsters. I mean, they were sporting those spots way before anyone else thought it was cool. Now, every fashion magazine is like, "Spots are in this season!" Well, tell that to the deer who've been rocking them since forever.
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