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What do you call a car that's always at the dealership but never gets sold? Un-drive-sirable!
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What did the car say to the bicycle at the dealership? 'You're two-tired for this place!
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What did the car say to the impatient owner? 'I wheel get there when I get there!
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I asked the car dealer if they had any electric cars. They said, 'Sorry, our electricity bill is shocking!
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Why did the car go to therapy? It had too many issues with its transmission!
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Car dealerships, where the only negotiation skill I have is deciding which snack to eat while they 'talk to their manager.'
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I told the salesman I need a car that reflects my personality. He showed me a 'compact' model. Apparently, my personality screams 'small and economical.'
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Car dealerships and amusement parks have a lot in common. Both involve waiting in line for a thrilling ride, and when it's over, you're left wondering if it was worth the price of admission.
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Ever notice how they always use terms like 'horsepower' and 'torque' at the dealership? I'm just looking for something that can outpace my neighbor's lawnmower, not join the Indy 500.
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They always ask, 'What monthly payment are you comfortable with?' Buddy, I'm comfortable with the 'I found a bag of money' payment plan. Can we make that happen?
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Why do they call it a 'test drive'? It's more like a 'try-not-to-hit-anything-and-pray-the-salesperson-doesn't-regret-his-life-choices drive.'
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Dealerships are like dating. They try to impress you with shiny things, promise they're reliable, and then you find out they have some serious commitment issues... to your satisfaction.
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I asked the salesperson if the car has a 'smooth ride.' They said, 'Absolutely, unless you hit one of those invisible potholes we conveniently forgot to mention.'
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Test-driving a car is like going on a first date. You try not to reveal your true self, and by the end, you're wondering if this is the one or if you should keep looking.
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