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Why did the poker dealer become a gardener? He wanted to deal with a full bloom!
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What did the dice say to the dealer? 'You roll with me, and we'll have a great time!
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I thought about opening a casino for animals. The dealer would be a cheetah!
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I asked the dealer for a loan. He said, 'Sorry, we only deal in cards, not credit!
The Extended Warranty Dilemma
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They always push those extended warranties, right? For just a few extra thousand, we'll protect your car for a lifetime. I'm sorry, but if I'm paying that much, I better get a warranty that covers my bad hair days and relationship troubles too.
Magic or Car Shopping?
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Car dealers have this magical ability. You show interest in a car, and poof! Suddenly, the price drops like it's a discount wizardry festival. I'm just waiting for them to pull a rabbit out of the trunk and say, Congratulations, you get a free pet with every purchase.
The Mystery of Mileage
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I asked a dealer about a car's mileage, and he gave me this mysterious smile. Oh, it's a well-traveled vehicle. Well-traveled? Did it backpack through Europe, or are we talking intergalactic road trips? I need specifics, not a plot for the next Pixar movie.
The Negotiation Dance
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Negotiating with a car dealer is like a bizarre dance. You take one step forward with a reasonable offer, they take two steps back with a counteroffer. It's like a tango where the only winner is the guy selling dance shoes in the dealership lobby.
The Silent Negotiator
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I went to buy a used car, and the dealer was so quiet. I thought, Is he negotiating with me or practicing for a library convention? I'd ask a question, and he'd respond with a nod. I felt like I was playing charades for a better interest rate.
Dealing with Dealers
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You ever notice how car dealerships have that fake enthusiasm? Oh, you want the sleek model with all the fancy features? Well, lucky for you, it only costs your first-born child and a kidney. What a deal!
Fast and Furious Test Drives
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You ever notice how aggressive those car dealers are during test drives? They sit next to you, gripping the handle like it's a rollercoaster ride. I'm just trying to check the turning radius, and they're acting like we're in the next installment of Fast and Furious. Dude, it's a minivan, not a rocket ship.
Poker Night Problems
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I tried playing poker with a professional dealer once. Every time I got a good hand, he'd give me this subtle wink like, Oh, you think you're winning? Just wait till I shuffle the cards and make your hopes disappear faster than my dating profile views.
The 'Friendly' Loan Officer
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I applied for a car loan, and the loan officer acted like my financial fairy godmother. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, here's your loan approval. I half-expected her to sprinkle magic dust and turn my student loans into pumpkin spice lattes. Spoiler alert: she didn't.
GPS with an Attitude
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Car dealerships love showing off the latest navigation systems. This GPS is so smart; it even knows when you're lost before you do. Great, now my car thinks it's my life coach. In 500 feet, take a right turn. Unless you want to keep making bad decisions—your call.
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