7 Dcotors Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I asked the doctor if I could get a second opinion. She said, 'Certainly, you’re also quite annoying!
My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress. So I stopped going to medical school.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with mirrors.
My doctor told me I need more vitamin SEA. So now I’m off to the beach!
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. She said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
I told my doctor I’m addicted to Twitter. He said I don’t follow.

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