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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Patient's Perilous Adventures

Misunderstandings and the perils of following medical instructions
Bedside Blunders : The doctor asked me to lie down for a full-body scan. I didn't expect it'd take so long; I've already planned out my retirement during that MRI.

Hospital Humor

The chaos and weirdness in a hospital setting
Hospital Food : They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure it's not on the hospital menu. Last time I checked, I can't order a side of giggles with my jello.

Med School Mishaps

The absurdities and challenges of medical education
Doctor Jargon Jokes : Med school's taught me to speak a language only other doctors understand. My friends now think "stat" means "hurry up, the pizza's here!

Doctor's Dilemmas

Dealing with quirky patients and their peculiar complaints
Google Expertise : I love when patients list their symptoms from Dr. Google. I'm just here for a second opinion after WebMD diagnosed them with a rare tropical disease when it's just a common cold.

Doctor vs. Technology

The struggle of embracing new tech in the medical field
Telemedicine Troubles : Ever tried to perform a virtual physical exam? It's like trying to fix a car engine with a video call; technology has its limits!

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