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What do you call a stylish potato? A smashing spud – truly dashing in every way!
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Why did the calendar apply for a modeling job? It wanted to be the most dashing date ever!
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Why did the belt get promoted? Because it was holding up a great pair of pants, and that's pretty dashing!
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What do you call a stylish potato? A smashing spud – truly dashing in every way!
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Why did the calendar apply for a modeling job? It wanted to be the most dashing date ever!
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I bought a horse that could dance. Now, whenever we go out, everyone says we're a dashing pair on the hoof!
Dashing Distractions
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I tried to impress my crush by being dashing and sophisticated, but then I walked into a glass door. Smooth moves, right? Apparently, my charm is inversely proportional to my awareness of transparent barriers.
Dashing Diets
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I tried this new diet where they said you can lose weight by dashing your hopes and dreams. Well, I've been dashing them for weeks, and all I've lost is my enthusiasm for salad. Turns out, the only thing getting lighter is my wallet from buying all those kale smoothies.
The Dashing Dilemma
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You ever notice how they use the word dashing to describe someone? Like, He's so dashing! I always thought it was a compliment until I realized it just means you look good while running away from commitment. I’m not dashing, I’m just strategically avoiding responsibility.
The Dapper Dashers
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They say clothes make the man. Well, I tried to impress my date by dressing up all dapper and dashing. Turns out, she was more impressed with the pizza delivery guy who arrived looking casual and confident. Lesson learned: next time, I'm showing up in sweatpants.
Dashing Dilemmas at the Mirror
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Ever have one of those days where you look in the mirror, and you're like, Wow, I look dashing! But then you go outside, and it turns out the mirror was just being nice. The mirror is like your mom; it'll always tell you you're handsome, even when the world disagrees.
The Dashing Detective
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I consider myself a detective when it comes to finding my keys. I'm like Sherlock Holmes, dashing around the house, turning everything upside down. The only difference is Sherlock never mistook his keys for a leftover sandwich in the fridge. At least, I hope not.
Dashing Dreams
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I had a dream that I was dashing through a field of chocolate, living my best life. Then I woke up, and here I am dashing through traffic to get to work. Dreams can be so misleading. Note to self: chocolate fields don’t come with a snooze button.
Dashing in the Dark
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I recently took up jogging at night. They say it's good for you, but I realized it's just an excuse for people like me to trip over invisible obstacles. I call it the Dashing in the Dark challenge, where the winner is the one with the fewest bruises.
Dashing for the Remote
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You know you're out of shape when the most exercise you get is dashing for the TV remote because you can't find it and the show's about to start. Forget marathons; I’m training for the remote control dash. It's the only race where laziness and speed are equally important.
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