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Why did the Dark Knight refuse to fight crime on holidays? Because he needed knight-offs!
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What's a Dark Knight's favorite game? Chess, because every piece has a knight!
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Why did the Dark Knight start a gardening business? He wanted to grow bat-tulips!
Batman's Real Issue
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You ever think about it? Batman's real issue isn't the Joker or Bane. Nah. It's trying to find a shirt that doesn't chafe when you're fighting crime all night.
The Dark Knight's Grocery List
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You ever wonder what's on Batman's grocery list? One Alfred, extra snark. A pinch of justice, and, oh, an eternal search for identity!
Alfred's Real Job
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I've figured it out. Alfred's not just a butler. He's Batman's therapist. Every night he's like, Another trauma to process, Master Wayne? Let's make some tea.
Riddler's Self-Help Book
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You heard about the Riddler's new book? It's called 101 Riddles to Keep Your Audience Guessing. But, spoiler alert: the last riddle? Why so serious?
Dark Knight, Light Wallet
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Batman's out here fighting crime, saving Gotham, but you know what's not saving? His bank account. Utility belts aren't cheap! I bet Alfred's always like, Another Batmobile, Master Wayne? You haven't even paid off the last one!
Bane's Gym Membership
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You think Bane got his physique from a regular gym? Nah, he probably went to 'Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Breaking Backs' Gym. Yeah, I'll take the extra-large venom shot, please.
The Joker's Hair Secrets
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You ever notice how the Joker's hair is always on point? In between creating chaos and terrorizing Gotham, he's probably in a salon getting tips. Yes, I want that 'just stepped out of an acid bath' look.
Gotham's Next Top Model
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So, Gotham's got this 'Dark Knight,' right? I'm thinking he missed his true calling. Instead of brooding on rooftops, he should've been on America's Next Top Model. Tyra would be like, Batman, give me smize! And he'd be like, I can't, my parents are dead!
Batman's Dating Woes
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Imagine being Batman on a date. So, what do you do? I'm a billionaire by day, vigilante by night. Oh, so you're unemployed.
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