5 Jokes For Dark Knight

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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The Joker's Henchman

Job security versus potential for being laughed at (literally)
People ask me why I work for the Joker. I tell them, 'It’s the benefits.' And by benefits, I mean the non-stop adrenaline rush of impending danger and the occasional free pie in the face.

Gotham City Police Officer

Juggling paperwork and dealing with caped vigilantes
You know you’re a cop in Gotham when your typical day involves finding a Joker card in your pocket and thinking, 'Great, either I'm being threatened or he’s trying to join our rewards program.'

Robin, the Sidekick

Balancing superhero duties with high school homework
My parents always said, 'Stay away from clowns,' but here I am, fighting a guy in white makeup every other week. At this point, I think I've got a PhD in clown psychology.

Gotham City Tour Guide

Promoting tourism in a city notorious for crime and masked vigilantes
Trying to promote Gotham as a vacation destination is tough. I mean, how do you sell a city where the top attractions are the Bat-Signal and the 'haunted asylums turned villain lairs' tour?

Alfred, the Butler

Balancing servant duties with parental responsibilities
I'm responsible for keeping the Wayne Manor spick and span. Sometimes I wonder, 'Am I the butler or the 'batler'? I clean up both messes, one just happens to be in a cape.

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