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Why did Daphne bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Daphne bring a map to the art gallery? She wanted to find her way to the masterpiece!
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I asked Daphne if she knew any ocean . She said, 'Not off the top of my head!
Daphne's Horror Movie Night
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Daphne wanted to have a horror movie night. I told her, You're already scary enough; I don't need Jason Voorhees on the screen and you floating in the corner. Talk about a fright night.
Daphne's Ghostly Diet
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Daphne's on a ghostly diet. I asked her what she eats, and she said, Boo-berries and spirit-achios. No wonder she's so transparent – it's all the low-calorie ectoplasm.
Daphne's Haunting Humor
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Daphne has a unique sense of humor. I told her a joke, and she just stared at me. Finally, she said, I died laughing on the inside. Well, at least she's consistent.
Daphne, the Mind Reader
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I swear, my friend Daphne thinks she's a mind reader. I'll be sitting there, thinking about pizza, and she's like, I knew you were craving Italian! No, Daphne, I just like carbs and cheese.
Dating Daphne
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You ever try dating someone named Daphne? It's like being in a mystery novel. Every time I ask her where she wants to go, she disappears, and I have to solve the case of the missing date!
Ghosting Daphne
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I tried ghosting Daphne once, but it turns out, you can't ghost someone who's already a ghost. She just showed up at my place like, I sensed you were avoiding me. What's up?
Daphne's Cryptic Texts
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Daphne sends the most cryptic texts. I asked her what she was up to, and she replied, Just floating around, you know, the usual. I don't know if she's at the park or haunting my house. It's a fine line.
Daphne's Ghostly Breakup
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I broke up with Daphne. It was tough. I said, It's not you; it's me. She replied, Well, technically, it's both of us. You're alive, and I'm not. Touche, Daphne, touche.
Seance with Daphne
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I tried having a seance with Daphne to communicate better. Turns out, the afterlife didn't improve her communication skills. Now I just have a ghost giving me relationship advice. You should haunt her with flowers, dude.
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