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What do you call a 40-year-old dad who's a tech enthusiast? An 'app'-y birthday celebrator!
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What do you call a 40-year-old dad who's always full of energy? Peren-Dad!
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What's a 40-year-old dad's favorite clothing? Belted sweatpants – they're the 'waist' of his time!
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What's a 40-year-old dad's favorite book genre? Mystery novels – he's trying to figure out where the time went!
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What's a 40-year-old dad's favorite song? 'Eye of the Tiger' – because he's roaring into his forties!
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What's a 40-year-old dad's favorite party game? Musical Chairs – because he's all about switching things up!
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At 40, my dad started talking about joining a rock band. I thought, Great, dad, what's your instrument? He said, The air guitar. He's been practicing for months, and I must say, his imaginary solos are almost as good as a real guitarist playing in a soundproof room.
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At 40, my dad thought he'd try extreme sports. He bought a skateboard and attempted a kickflip. Let's just say the skateboard performed the flip, and my dad performed the flop. He's now considering a less extreme sport, like competitive napping.
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Dad turned 40 and decided it was time to get fit. He bought a gym membership, but the only thing he's lifting is the TV remote. He calls it his daily exercise routine – changing channels and working those thumb muscles.
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My dad turned 40, and he wanted a party that would make him feel young again. So, we hired a magician. Not to make him feel youthful, but to make his hairline disappear. Spoiler alert: the magician couldn't pull off that disappearing act.
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At 40, my dad decided it was time to embrace a healthier lifestyle. He started jogging every morning. Well, it's more like a combination of jogging and speed walking – a new sport he invented called fast wogging. It's like watching a confused penguin try to break the land speed record.
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For his 40th, my dad wanted to relive his youth, so he threw a retro-themed party. He invited all his friends, and it was like a scene from an '80s movie – shoulder pads, neon colors, and questionable dance moves. The only thing missing was the ability to rewind and erase those embarrassing dance moments.
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You know you're over the hill when the candles on your cake outnumber the guests at your party. We had so many candles that the fire department showed up, not to wish him a happy birthday, but to conduct a safety inspection.
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For his 40th, my dad insisted on a surprise party. So we blindfolded him and took him to his favorite restaurant. The surprise? The bill. His face when he saw the prices – that was the real birthday present.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. For my dad's 40th, we had to take out a loan just to buy the candles. He made a wish, blew out the candles, and suddenly the stock market crashed. Thanks, dad, for turning 40 and triggering a financial crisis.
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You know, they say life begins at 40, but for my dad, it was more like a midlife crisis starter pack. He got a new car, started wearing those questionable cool dad sneakers, and suddenly believed he was a TikTok sensation. I didn't know whether to get him a cake or a membership to the local skate park.
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