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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together, just like a dad!
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Why did the daddy tomato turn to the baby tomato? Because he couldn't 'ketchup'!
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Why don't we trust stairs? Because they're always up to something, just like a dad with his !
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just like a dad trying to avoid confrontation.
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Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears! Just like a dad trying to eavesdrop.
Daddy's Dad Jokes
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My dad's got a joke for every situation. Once, at a restaurant, the waiter asked if he wanted a box for his leftovers. Dad goes, No, I'll wrestle it. Yeah, Dad, because that's exactly what the waiter needed - a challenger for the evening!
Daddy's Cooking Adventures
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My dad's cooking? It's an adventure. He once made spaghetti that looked more like an abstract art piece. And the secret ingredient? Confusion. But hey, the fire department showed up, so at least we had an audience!
Daddy's Fashion Sense
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Dads have a sixth sense for fashion—like, they can detect a sale on cargo shorts from a mile away. My dad once said, Why buy new clothes when you can just add more character to the old ones? Yeah, Dad, holes are character, not signs of wear and tear!
Daddy's Dance Moves
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My dad claims he's got moves like Jagger. Yeah, if Jagger were in a straightjacket! His dance floor strategy? The less rhythm, the better. He's like a one-man flash mob... without the mob, or the flash, or any coordination!
Daddy Issues
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You know, people talk about daddy issues like they're this big, dramatic thing. But I say, if your daddy doesn't have issues, is he even a daddy? I mean, come on, every dad's got a manual written in hieroglyphs somewhere in their head that even they can't decipher!
Daddy's Technology Woes
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My dad and technology? Let's just say he's like a caveman discovering fire. He calls me every time he gets an error message on his computer. I'm convinced the only reason he got a smartphone was so he could use it as a flashlight during power outages.
Daddy's DIY Fixes
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My dad's a real handyman. He can fix anything with duct tape and determination. I swear, our house had more duct tape than paint. The walls had a better chance of holding up the roof than the actual beams!
Daddy Cool
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I envy those dads who effortlessly pull off the cool dad vibe. My dad's idea of being cool was wearing socks with sandals and telling me to talk to the hand. Yeah, Dad, the hand says, Why?
Daddy's Car Wisdom
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My dad's theory on car maintenance? If it makes a weird noise, turn the radio up! Yeah, because nothing says fixing the problem like drowning it out with some good ol' classic rock.
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