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The Fitness Fanatic Dad
Trying to stay in shape despite the challenges of parenthood
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I downloaded a fitness app, and it asked for my weight goal. I entered, 'I want to weigh what I told the DMV.' The app responded, 'That's not a real weight goal.' I thought, 'Well, neither is six-pack abs at my age.'
The DIY Dad
Attempting home repairs and improvements
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I decided to paint a room in our house. My family came home to find me covered in paint, the cat had a green tail, and the walls looked like a Jackson Pollock painting. My daughter asked, 'Dad, what happened?' I said, 'I wanted to add some character to the walls. You know, modern art.'
The Time-Strapped Dad
Juggling work, family, and personal time
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I've developed a superpower called 'speed parenting.' I can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, help with homework, and referee a sibling argument—all in under five minutes. My wife calls it multitasking; I call it survival.
The Tech-Savvy Dad
Trying to understand and keep up with the latest technology
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I tried taking a selfie for the first time. I held the phone up and accidentally took 37 pictures of my forehead. My daughter laughed and said, 'Dad, you have to look at the camera.' I replied, 'Well, back in my day, we just called it photography.'
The Overprotective Dad
Dealing with his daughter growing up and starting to date
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I greeted my daughter's date at the door with a stern face and said, 'I hope you have her home by 9 PM.' He nervously replied, 'Don't worry, sir, we'll be back by 8:30 PM.' I smirked and thought, 'Well, that's the kind of ambition I like. Maybe I can hire him for my job.'
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