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Why did the cup holder apply for a job? It wanted to be a 'mug'-nificent employee!
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Why did the cup holder break up with the coffee mug? It couldn't handle the pressure!
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Why did the cup holder get a promotion? It always rises to the occasion!
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Why did the cup holder refuse to go to therapy? It said it could handle its issues on its own!
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Why did the cup holder enroll in a yoga class? It wanted to master the 'brew-ga' pose!
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Why did the cup holder become a motivational speaker? It wanted to inspire others to 'cup-lift' their spirits!
Cup Holder Etiquette
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There should be a course on cup holder etiquette. You know, the unwritten rules of beverage placement. Like, if someone else is driving, don't be the jerk who spills their coffee all over the place. That's a one-way ticket to the backseat for you.
Cup Holder Therapy
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I think cup holders need therapy. They have to deal with the constant existential crisis of holding cups, bottles, and occasionally loose change. Am I just a holder, or do I have a greater purpose? Poor cup holders – they're the unsung therapists of the automotive world.
Cup Holder: The MVP of Potholes
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Potholes are the true test of a cup holder's loyalty. You hit one, and suddenly it's like your cup holder is on a roller coaster, doing loop-de-loops and barrel rolls. If it survives without spilling a drop, it deserves a round of applause – and maybe a certificate of valor.
The Battle of the Cup Holder
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You ever notice how the cup holder in your car is like the gladiator arena of the vehicle? I mean, you're driving along, and suddenly your coffee and water bottle are engaged in this intense jousting match. It's like, Hold on tight, guys, we're hitting a speed bump! And there goes your latte, doing a triple somersault with a twist.
Cup Holder: The Silent Judgement
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Ever feel judged by your cup holder? You go to put your drink in, and it's like, Really? Another latte? Maybe try water for once, Karen. I swear, my cup holder has more opinions than my grandma – silently questioning my life choices, one beverage at a time.
Cup Holder Olympics
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I propose we turn cup holders into a competitive sport. Imagine Cup Holder Olympics – synchronized cup holding, cup gymnastics, and the most challenging event, the speed spill cleanup. Gold medalists get a lifetime supply of cup holders that actually fit their drinks.
Cup Holder Size Matters
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Why are cup holders in cars so inconsistent? Some are big enough for a small soda, while others can barely handle a shot glass. It's like they're mocking us, saying, Oh, you want a large coffee? Sorry, we only accommodate sippy cups here. Maybe your coffee needs to go on a diet.
Cup Holder: MVP of the Car
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The cup holder is the real MVP of the car. I mean, it holds your coffee, your water, and sometimes even your hopes and dreams. It's the unsung hero, silently saying, I got you, fam. No spills on my watch. If only it could also hold my life together like it holds my beverages.
Cup Holder: The Sobriety Test
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Using the cup holder is the real sobriety test while driving. You hit a pothole, and suddenly it's like you're in a field sobriety test, trying to keep that coffee from spilling. It's the universe's way of making sure you're fit to drive – if you can't navigate a speed bump without a spill, maybe it's time for a juice box instead.
Cup Holder Conspiracy
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I think cup holders have a secret society. You put your cup in there, and suddenly it's having clandestine meetings with all the other cups in the car. They're probably plotting against us, like, Listen up, we spill one more time, and they're going to replace us with those fancy spill-proof mugs!
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