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The Cup Holder Overachiever
Having more cup holders than cups to put in them.
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My cup holders are so unused; I'm thinking of renting them out. Imagine an Airbnb for cup holders. I'd be a cup-thropist – a philanthropist for cups! "Stay in this cozy cup holder, complete with a scenic view of my center console.
The Cup Holder Hoarder
Collecting more cups than they have holders.
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I tried organizing my cup holders once. It was like a game of Tetris, but with cups. Spoiler alert: the cups won. Now, I just embrace the chaos. My cup holders are like a modern art installation – abstract and open to interpretation.
The DIY Cup Holder Fixer
When the cup holder breaks, and you become a MacGyver with chewing gum and paper clips.
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My cup holder is like a needy pet. It's always demanding attention. I have to pet it gently, whisper sweet nothings like, "You can do it, little buddy." I've become a cup holder motivational speaker. Who knew cup holders had self-esteem issues?
The Cup Holder Critic
Constantly judging cups for not fitting perfectly.
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I took my cup holder to therapy, thinking maybe it had some unresolved issues. The therapist asked, "Do you think your cup holder's standards are too high?" I'm like, "Doc, it's not me; it's the cup holder. I'm just trying to hydrate in peace!
The Forgetful Driver
Always forgetting where they put their cup holder.
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I tried to solve the mystery of the disappearing cup holder. I even hired a detective. Turns out, the cup holder wasn't missing; it was just hanging out with the spare change and lost sunglasses in the Bermuda Triangle of my car.
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