15 Jokes For Cuckold

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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Why did the husband bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Just like arguing with my wife about who wore the pants.
Why did the cuckold become a detective? He wanted to investigate where his relationship went astray.
Why did the cuckold become a chef? He wanted to spice up his love life, but it ended up a recipe for disaster.
Why did the cuckold go to therapy? He needed someone to help him untangle his love triangle.

Cuckold vs. Couch Potato

I asked my friend how he deals with being a cuckold. He said, It's like watching your favorite TV show, but you're not allowed to change the channel. I'm thinking, Dude, I'd rather be a couch potato than a cuck-potato any day.

The Cuckold Chronicles

You know, they say marriage is about sharing everything. Well, my wife took that a bit too literally. She's into this whole cuckold thing. I thought it was a new recipe for chicken, but turns out, it's a lot messier.

Cuckold Fashion Statement

I heard there's a new fashion trend among cuckolds. They wear these special watches that have two time zones – one for their regular life and the other for the action happening at home. I guess it's the latest way to say, I'm always on time, even when I'm not.

Cuckold Chronicles: The Sequel

They say every relationship needs a sequel. Well, my friend's marriage is turning into the Cuckold Chronicles: The Sequel. I suggested they call it quits before they get to the prequels and spin-offs.

Cuckold Confusion

My buddy tried explaining the whole cuckold concept to me. I was like, Wait, so you're telling me it's cool for your wife to bring home groceries, and you're just there holding the shopping list? Nah, I'm more of a 'let's both push the cart' kind of guy.

Cuckold Therapy

I suggested couples therapy to my friend who's into the whole cuckold scene. He said they tried it, but the therapist ended up giving them a two-for-one deal. Now they have joint sessions with a marriage counselor and a referee.

Cuckold GPS

My buddy said he likes to stay informed about his wife's whereabouts. He got her a GPS tracker, thinking it would bring them closer. I told him, Dude, that's not a GPS; it's a cuck-positioning system!

Cuckold vs. Game Night

My wife suggested we spice up our game nights. I thought she meant adding a new board game, but she had something else in mind. Let's just say, I never thought Monopoly and Cuckoldopoly had so much in common.

Cuckold Cooking Show

My wife said she wanted to spice up our relationship. I thought she meant adding some hot sauce to our meals. Turns out, she was thinking more along the lines of a different kind of spice, like the kind you find on those late-night cooking shows. Who knew garlic and cuckolding had so much in common?

Cuckold Confessional

My friend told me he has a weekly confessional with his wife. I thought, Wow, that's cute. Sharing secrets and all. Turns out, it's more of a Confess your sins while I sit here and take notes kind of situation. I'm just glad my confessions involve chocolate and not cuckolding.

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