5 Jokes For Cuckold

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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The Confused Cuckold

Trying to understand the dynamics of being a cuckold
My friend said, "Being a cuckold is all about compersion." I had to Google that. Turns out, it means feeling joy for your partner's joy. I thought compersion was just a complicated version of compassion. "Honey, I'm feeling very compersionate tonight.

The Cuckold Turned Entrepreneur

Turning the cuckold lifestyle into a business venture
He's planning to write a book on the art of being a cuckold. I suggested titles like "Cuckolding for Dummies." He said, "Nah, I'm thinking more like '50 Shades of Someone Else.'

The Paranoid Cuckold

Constantly worrying about being out-cucked
He told me he started taking self-defense classes. I'm like, "Who are you defending yourself against? The milkman or the guy who fixes your dishwasher?" He said, "Both. You never know when household appliances turn into love triangles.

The Nonchalant Cuckold

Taking a laid-back approach to being a cuckold
He introduced me to his wife's "playdate" and said, "We're like one big happy family." I'm thinking, "Happy family? More like an extended family plan with unlimited minutes and unexpected guests.

The Tech-Savvy Cuckold

Using technology to enhance the cuckold experience
He said, "I use AI to analyze the emotional depth of my wife's conversations with others." I'm like, "Dude, if you need an algorithm to understand emotions, maybe stick to simpler things, like decoding hieroglyphics or solving Rubik's cubes blindfolded.

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