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Why did the cry baby become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow some 'sob'-er vegetables!
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Why did the cry baby bring a notebook to the party? To take down everyone's 'whine' and contact info for later apologies!
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Why did the cry baby become a chef? Because he couldn't stop whining about everything being too spicy! 🌶️
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What did the cry baby say when he couldn't find his toy? 'It's a real tear-jerker!
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Why did the cry baby bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted to reach the punchline before anyone else!
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Why did the cry baby bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the rocks!
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What did the cry baby say when he broke up with his girlfriend? 'I just can't handle these emotional 'cries'-is!
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I tried to make a cry baby laugh by tickling him. It didn't work; he just cried even harder. I guess laughter is tear-risistible!
Tech Tantrums
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People throw tantrums over technology like they're toddlers with a malfunctioning toy. My phone froze the other day, and I saw a grown man shedding tears like he just lost all his contacts. Dude, it's 2023; losing contacts is called a social cleanse.
Lost in Translation
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Ever send a text and get a completely different reaction than expected? I sent a joke to my friend, and they replied with crying emojis. I thought I was hilarious; turns out, they just didn't get it. Now I'm contemplating a career change to stand-up translation.
Pet Peeve Parade
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People cry over the smallest pet peeves. Someone behind me in line at the grocery store started sobbing because I didn't put that little divider thing on the conveyor belt. I didn't realize I was dealing with the Michelangelo of grocery store etiquette.
Weather Woes
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Cry babies extend their drama to the weather. It starts drizzling, and suddenly everyone's acting like they're auditioning for a rain-soaked scene in a romantic movie. Newsflash: it's just water, not a plot twist in your life story.
Adulting 101
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You know you've hit peak adulthood when you cry about paying bills. I recently got my electricity bill, and I was like, Am I funding a small country with the amount I owe, or did I just forget to turn off a lightbulb? If crying paid bills, I'd be debt-free by now.
Gym Grief
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I recently went to the gym, and there was a guy crying on the treadmill. I thought he was injured or something, but no, he was watching a sad movie on his phone. Dude, you're supposed to sweat at the gym, not cry. Save the drama for your cheat day.
Emoji Overload
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I've noticed a new phenomenon—emoji overuse in texts. People send me texts with so many crying emojis, I think they're auditioning for a role in a virtual soap opera. Are we communicating or having a digital cry fest? I can't tell anymore!
Spicy Surprise
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I ordered something called extra spicy at a restaurant the other day. It arrived, and I took one bite. I looked around to see if hidden cameras were capturing my reaction. It was so spicy; I teared up faster than a Hallmark movie marathon. Next time, I'm ordering mild drama, please.
Cry Babies
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You ever notice how people these days are such cry babies? I mean, I accidentally bumped into a guy the other day, and he started tearing up like I just revealed the ending of his favorite TV show. Dude, it was a gentle nudge, not a Shakespearean tragedy.
Tissue Alert
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Have you seen those movies that come with a tissue alert warning? Well, I want a warning for everyday life. Like, if you can't handle a minor inconvenience without tearing up, maybe you need a Tissue Alert for your daily commute. Watch out, folks, we've got a cry baby on board!
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