6+ Best One Liners cry babies Jokes

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What do you call a group of cry babies? A sob-squad!

I asked the cry baby why he carries a map. He said, 'So I always know where the nearest tissue box is!

Why did the cry baby bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

I asked the cry baby if he wanted a tissue. He said, 'No, I'm saving my tears for a rainy day!

Why did the cry baby get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make dough-cry-nuts!

I challenged the cry baby to a staring contest. He won, of course; he had a lifetime of practice!

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