7 Jokes For Crop

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the farmer bury all his money in the fields? He wanted to make his soil rich!
How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches!
What did the lettuce say to the celery? 'Quit stalking me!
Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the scarecrow invited to give a TED talk? Because he was outstanding in agriculture!

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