6 Jokes For Crop

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Speaking of which, gotta go tend to the crops!
I told my friend I'm starting a new gardening business. He said, 'Seeds like a good idea!
I asked my farmer friend if he's ever had trouble sleeping. He said, 'Nah, I just count sheep and hope they don't crop up!
I told my wife we should grow herbs, but she said it's just a plant thyme!
I've been taking care of my garden, but it's still not doing well. Maybe I should just leaf it alone!
I tried to make a vegetable pun, but I feel like I'm just going through a roughage!

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