8 Jokes For Crimea River

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Updated on: Jun 17 2025

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How did the thief feel after swimming across the Crimea River? 'A-float' with accomplishment!
Why did the detective bring a notebook to the Crimea River? To jot down some 'criminal' thoughts!
Why don't criminals like boating on the Crimea River? Because they can't handle 'paddling' their crimes!
Why did the police officer visit the Crimea River? He wanted to 'streamline' the investigation!
What do you call a detective who solves crimes near the Crimea River? A 'stream' investigator!
Why did the burglar refuse to rob the house near the Crimea River? He was afraid of getting 'current-cy' issues!
Did you hear about the thief who tried to swim across the Crimea River? He got caught in a 'rip crime'!
What's a detective's favorite vacation spot near the Crimea River? 'Investi-gation Island'!

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