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Crime Scene Photographer
Capturing the crime scene without capturing my lunch
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People always ask me how I keep my composure at crime scenes. I tell them, "It's all about finding the right angle. And sometimes, a good stomachache helps too.
Crime Scene Cleaner
Keeping it light while dealing with a serious situation
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I found a note at the crime scene that said, "Clean me up, Scotty!" I guess even criminals have a sense of humor.
Witness with a Quirky Perspective
Trying not to be the main suspect while being overly observant
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The detective asked if I saw the suspect's face. I said, "Not really, but I have a perfect mental picture of his shoes. Criminals have the worst taste in footwear!
Detective at the Crime Scene
Balancing solving the case and avoiding bad puns
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The detective told me he's been investigating a seafood theft. I said, "So, it's a real 'clam-ity'?
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