7 Jokes For Craft

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Apr 24 2025

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Why was the paintbrush blushing? It saw the canvas in the nude.
Why did the knitting needle get a promotion? It had a sharp sense of style.
Why did the craft paper go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem!
Why did the thread go to school? It wanted to learn the ropes.
Why did the scissors want to join the craft party? It wanted to cut loose!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It couldn't erase the past.

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