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Why did the cousin become a chef? Because they wanted to stir up some family recipes!
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Why did the cousin bring a ladder to the family reunion? Because they heard it was a high-kin event!
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Why did the cousin bring a dictionary to the family reunion? To understand all the 'relatives' in the family tree!
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Why did the cousin bring a suitcase to the family picnic? In case they wanted to pack up and leave early!
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I asked my cousin why he carries a pencil to family gatherings. He said he likes to draw his own conclusions.
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Why did the cousin bring a map to the family reunion? In case they lost track of their relatives!
Cousin Conundrums
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You ever notice how family gatherings are like a game of emotional roulette? You walk in, and suddenly your cousin decides they're the self-appointed expert on your life. It's like, Congratulations, you've earned a Ph.D. in my poor life choices from the University of Nosy Relatives.
Cousin Conspiracy
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I suspect my cousin is secretly a plant from a reality TV show. He's always lurking in the background, waiting for the perfect moment to stir up drama. I'm just waiting for the camera crew to jump out and yell, You've been pranked by 'Cousin Confessions'!
Cousin Clones
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Ever notice how cousins have this weird ability to pick up each other's habits? Spend enough time with them, and suddenly you're adopting their catchphrases and awkward dance moves. It's like a contagious disease called Cousinitis, and the symptoms include embarrassing yourself at family functions.
Cousin Contradictions
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My cousin gives the best advice—unsolicited, of course. Last week, he told me to follow my dreams; this week, he's giving me a lecture on the practicality of a stable job. I swear, if he were a GPS, he'd be that annoying one that keeps recalculating every five minutes.
Cousin Couture
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My cousin is a fashion critic in the making. Last time, he told me my outfit looked like a mismatched puzzle. Well, excuse me, but I didn't know we were walking the runway at the Family Fashion Show. Next time, I'll be sure to consult him for a pre-event wardrobe inspection.
Cousin Consultation
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I asked my cousin for relationship advice. Big mistake. It's like seeking culinary guidance from someone who can't even boil water. His profound words of wisdom? Just be yourself. Thanks, Confucius. I was planning on being someone else entirely in this relationship.
Cousin Comparisons
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You know you're getting older when your cousin starts comparing your lives. Oh, you got a promotion? Well, my neighbor's dog just learned to roll over. Thanks for that, I was feeling really accomplished until you brought up Fido's newfound talent.
Cousin Calculations
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Cousins have an amazing talent for remembering every embarrassing moment from your past. It's like they have a mental spreadsheet with a column for each time you tripped over your own feet or mispronounced a word. I bet they even have a scoring system.
Cousin Chronicles
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My cousin thinks he's a detective. Every family event, he's interrogating me about my personal life. It's like being in my very own episode of CSI: Relatives Edition. Dude, I just came for the free food, not a grilling session.
Cousin Code
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Cousins have this unspoken code. If you accidentally spill a family secret, they look at you like you just leaked government classified information. It's like, calm down, Karen, I didn't reveal the secret chili recipe; I just mentioned Aunt Mildred's questionable fashion choices.
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