5 Jokes About Cousin

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Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Cousin

Constantly trying to fix your gadgets
He's so tech-savvy that when I complained about my slow internet, he suggested I upgrade to 'Quantum Wi-Fi.' I don't even know what that means, but now my internet is so fast that my neighbors can hear my Netflix buffering.

The Foodie Cousin

Always stealing the best bites
Last Thanksgiving, I strategically placed my dessert in the fridge. I even left a note saying 'Do Not Touch.' Guess who ate the note and the dessert? Yep, you guessed it – the dessert detective, my cousin.

The Competitive Cousin

Always trying to outdo each other
Our competitiveness reached a whole new level when he got engaged. I had to one-up him, so I got engaged twice. Take that, Kevin! Now I have twice the in-laws to impress.

The Borrower Cousin

Always borrowing stuff and never returning
He borrowed my car once and brought it back with a 'new car scent' air freshener. I guess he thought it was a rental. Now I'm just waiting for the bill for mileage and snacks.

The Advice-Giving Cousin

Offering unsolicited advice on everything
I told him I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, and he gave me a list of 'Top 10 Jokes Guaranteed to Make Your Cousin Laugh.' Spoiler alert: None of them worked.

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